pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

nightcheeseandwaffles:

I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

scullymemes:

the x files?? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of dana scully spill out of jacket] f-for fucking gay loser nerds ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of dana scully scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen