Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? …Zzzzzzzz. Bzzzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey!

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did.