bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did.